jigglypuffsvevo:

“how’s your semester going?”

boringangel:

niqabisinparis:

snout:

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

ten mins after u walk out

best-of-tumblr:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

gaysquaredwrites:

As Lady Macbeth once said, “don’t be a pussy, it’s just murder,”

castielcampbell:

eaglamon:

warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

… that policeman is my dad…

at least you know he had a good day

mjalti:

me: *stays off of social media for one day*

me: 

zackisontumblr:

“I have so much to do”
*collapses on bed*

penfairy:

penfairy:

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

13mo:

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

jes-xxiii:

maddwinter:

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.